Executive Procrastination Manager T-Shirt
Role Summary:
Suit up for success... later. The Executive Procrastination Manager tee is the official uniform for those who’ve perfected the art of postponing with poise. Whether it's replying to texts three days late or filing taxes on the edge of legality, this role demands a certain je ne sais delay.
Key Responsibilities:
- Stare at tasks until they dissolve
- Prioritize the unimportant with corporate precision
- Avoid burnout by never starting anything
Required Skills:
✔️ Can multitask between avoiding tasks and watching another season of your favorite show
✔️ Strong communication skills (internally, in your head)
✔️ Certified in “just five more minutes” methodology
Team Culture:
- Weekly team syncs, always rescheduled
- Performance reviews pending since 2022
- Productivity tracked via snack breaks
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Existence Solutions
- Email: contact@support.existencesolutions.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Executive Procrastination Manager T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|