Burnout Prevention Intern (On Leave) T-Shirt
This uniform is issued exclusively to those who once tried to prevent burnout... and wisely chose to step away before becoming its next victim. As a certified Burnout Prevention Intern (on leave), you’ve earned the right to do less, nap more, and respond to emails with "circling back later."
Key Responsibilities:
- Master the art of saying “no” in 5 different tones.
- Serve as an out-of-office icon and passive-aggressive status symbol.
- Represent the emotional labor force from a safe distance.
Qualifications:
✔️ Burned out at least twice.
✔️ Former team cheerleader turned part-time cynic.
✔️ Willing to delegate everything, including feelings.
Perks & Benefits:
- Premium soft fabric to cradle your coping mechanisms
- Zero meetings, forever
- Instant credibility in emotional damage prevention circles
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Existence Solutions
- Email: contact@support.existencesolutions.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Burnout Prevention Intern (On Leave) T-Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|