Welcome to Existence Solutions™
Your emotional burnout is our business. We are a leading lifestyle corporation offering wearable solutions for chronic overthinking, interpersonal confusion, and daily existential dread.
Corporate Chaos, Categorized for Your Convenience
Who are we? Just a little corporate joke on the universe.
Founded in a moment of intense personal reflection and light panic, Existence Solutions™ provides fashionable uniforms for roles you never asked to play.
From the Department of Emotional Damage to Bureau of Overthinking & Rumination, we believe every internal crisis deserves a proper job title and a cozy hoodie.
Now Hiring:
Men's Emotional Damage Junior Specialist, Ghosting Prevention Task Force Trainee, Situational Relationship Coordinator, and more.
Apply today by selecting your uniform.