Regret Management Consultant T-Shirt
Job Summary:
You specialize in high-stakes decision replays. Whether it’s that text you shouldn’t have sent or the one you didn’t - you’re the go-to advisor for anyone trapped in the echo chamber of “I should’ve known better.”
Key Responsibilities:
- Managing a growing portfolio of impulsive choices
- Conducting detailed regrets-per-decision audits
- Hosting nightly client sessions titled: “What If I Had Said No?”
- Implementing the 5-Phase Regret Model: Panic → Replay → Spiral → Acceptance → Repeat
Essential Qualifications:
✔️ 2+ years of experience in Self-Blame Optimization
✔️ Fluent in all dialects of Hindsight
✔️ Strong background in Past-Based Future Planning
✔️ Certified in “It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time” logic
Bonus Perks:
- Free mental replays of every bad haircut, ex, and text since 2008
- Daily newsletters from your inner critic
- Complimentary subscription to “Mistakes Monthly”
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Existence Solutions
- Email: contact@support.existencesolutions.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Regret Management Consultant T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
|
18
|
15.63
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M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
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