Situational Relationship Coordinator T-Shirt
Job Summary:
You're a master of maintaining the illusion of connection without the inconvenience of labels. You operate somewhere between “it’s not serious” and “but we do sleep over.” Ideal for those managing one emotional entanglement at a time - with three backup clients in rotation.
Key Responsibilities:
- Creating emotionally ambiguous schedules that align with both “I like you” and “I’m not ready”
- Translating mixed signals into weekly deliverables
- Managing transitions from “Are we something?” to “Let’s not ruin this by talking about it”
- Coordinating holiday avoidance strategies and pre-Monday meltdowns.
Essential Qualifications:
✔️ Fluent in passive texting and late-night vulnerability
✔️ Proficient in breadcrumb communication techniques
✔️ BA in Ambiguous Intimacy, minor in Emotional Delays
✔️ Certified in Emergency Exit Planning (aka “ghosting gracefully”)
Benefits:
- Biweekly compliments followed by emotional withdrawal
- Access to exclusive “Let’s See Where This Goes” seminar series
- Free trial of Mutual Delusion Premium
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Existence Solutions
- Email: contact@support.existencesolutions.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Situational Relationship Coordinator T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|